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johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

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"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."

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cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

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ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

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miss-melancholy-usa:

People be calling cars and ships and America “she” but when a trans women asks for female pronouns people be like no 

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carol-is-breathing:

Attack of the sassy drummers.

carol-is-breathing:

Attack of the sassy drummers.

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  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

arichii:

i think sleeping together is romantic because you allow the other person to be near you when you’re most vulnerable and you trust that they wont kill you

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syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—Goddamnit, you’ve got to be kind."

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